Tuesday, May 27, 2008

I Have a Brain Too!!!

I have a brain too! AND I think I know more than AT LEAST SIX of my sibs. My only older sister is probably a LITTLE smarter than me because she is one year older. Yes. I have seven siblings. You can read this twice if you want to.
My mom and dad are smarter than me, that much is true (although I hate to admit it), but that does NOT mean they have to explain things OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. You know, why don't they just put their lectures into song? If they did, I'd probably listen better (and not do the same thing again, it's getting boring). They treat me like I don't know a thing. To them, I'm the silly little trouble-maker.
You know what's silly, though? Just last Sunday I told my sister to quit telling my other sister that she had no cerebrum (sis. 1 was telling sis. 2 that she was stupid). "What's a cerebrum?" They asked. I specifically told them it was the part of the brain that controlled the thinking, balance, language, and movement. Then I told them that there was another part of the brain called the cerebellum that controlled the involuntary muscles. For some reason, they acted like I had no cerebrum. How nice of them!

3 comments:

olderandwiser said...

Hi Pipsqueak,

I'm glad to see how well your brain works. I can tell that you must be very intellingent, because you recognize that your parents are smarter than you are, so you must be much smarter than average teenagers who think parents know nothing.

Renee Edington said...

I really like your new blog. I am very glad you started one. A teenager really should keep some sort of journal. You are a very smart and special girl and our famliy is glad to know you and have you in our lives.

Pipsqueak said...

Pipsqueak-
You are a great writer!
Love,
Mom